Carnivores

What happens when you date an X level hot girl but then find yourself capable of attracting < X level women? It happens with a lot of guys.

They then go on the hunt for another X. Unfortunately they suffer many seasons of unsuccessful outings.

Women tend to go the other way. They date guys like the example above (that would be US) and then go on to "more mature" (whatever that is...) older men. Luckily in this case there is a simple equation to explain the answer: Older = Money

The good news is guys like the above still have a shot. When they (WE) get older younger, > X women will be on the prowl.

Maybe sometimes being the prey isn't such a bad thing?

Pop Culture Twilight Fail

How ironic would it be if the first humanoid clone ended up being a dirty Vampire because some nerdy emo fag popped a science boner over a posprubescent (not a word, you say? Well now it is!) prepubescent look-alike mega Twilight fan?

Get over it! One guy needs a tan and the other looks like a gorilla. The chick is most likely a mummy fuck. They should just have a threesome and get it over with.

POCUSU: Pop Culture Sucks!


Now...

If one HAD to watch a lame vampire-themed show, the vote would obviously go for True Blood. Vampires can be hot, and apparently they cant get enough of the good stuff...






(wiener)

The End of a Beginning...

While putting on my boxers this morning after a session of hot sweaty showering, I looked down to notice the briefs were on backwards. OK. Problem solving mode.

Plan numero uno: Obviously the BEST way to fix the problem would be to let the boys hang and take the boxers off completely. But that would also obviously take the most effort.

Plan Dous: The easy way, says my mind, is to also let the boys hang (Hey, they like it!) and only pull one leg out and turn the boxers around. After staring at the backwards pair of boxers for far too long, my mind finally comes to, and realizes this situation is a dead end. There was no way to make plan two work. I could spin the boxers around one leg as many times as I wanted and things would never be right... You just cant switch ball and butt real estate.

Moral of all of this is that the story applies to many things in life, including but not limited to:

- Life itself.
- Growing up: What if we had just listened to our parents?
- Women: Just get over her already.
- Work: Why not do it the right way from the start?

So I'm glad the Hanes Co. solved all of my problems. Except I still have one question.

How is one supposed to go about accomplishing all of this?



The answer is...

Who the fuck knows?

Old. But still rockin...

Jerry looks old in this video, but its one of my favorite Dylan songs and its good to see him smile.



Can still rock the solos on Rosebud.

The fat brother from Me, Myself and Irene isn't bad on keyboards.

Nice bass, Lurch.

Life... Its personal.

Seems like there's hardly anyone you can talk to anymore. Everyone wants to be listened to. Not sure how that's supposed to work, but apparently it does because I always seem to be the one listening. Probably only have but three or four people who will actually take some time to talk about someone else.

Not that you'd want to hear it anyway... Mostly just whiny drivel. But it's my whiny drivel! I want some answers. Someone that will listen to everything I say, and give me advice at opportune moments in the conversation.

Probably just a pipe dream, right?

Hah!

You're reading this blog aren't you?

You will now listen, and comment.

Just kidding! Haha we aren't running and internet blog slave farm.

No but really. Listen and comment.



This is our blog.

Enjoy!





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