While putting on my boxers this morning after a session of hot sweaty showering, I looked down to notice the briefs were on backwards. OK. Problem solving mode.
Plan numero uno: Obviously the BEST way to fix the problem would be to let the boys hang and take the boxers off completely. But that would also obviously take the most effort.
Plan Dous: The easy way, says my mind, is to also let the boys hang (Hey, they like it!) and only pull one leg out and turn the boxers around. After staring at the backwards pair of boxers for far too long, my mind finally comes to, and realizes this situation is a dead end. There was no way to make plan two work. I could spin the boxers around one leg as many times as I wanted and things would never be right... You just cant switch ball and butt real estate.
Moral of all of this is that the story applies to many things in life, including but not limited to:
- Life itself.
- Growing up: What if we had just listened to our parents?
- Women: Just get over her already.
- Work: Why not do it the right way from the start?
So I'm glad the Hanes Co. solved all of my problems. Except I still have one question.
How is one supposed to go about accomplishing all of this?
The answer is...
Who the fuck knows?
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